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Abandoning LJ Jun. 15th, 2007 @ 08:53 pm
Abandoning LiveJournal. Why? Nobody posts, I don't post, my life doesn't suck anymore, so I don't have anything to complain to the world about, and myspace has more people that I can keep track of.


Abandoning LJ in 3...2...1...

*poof*

Racism on Campus Apr. 23rd, 2007 @ 01:28 pm
My name is Matt Ranzenberger, I'm a student at Grand Rapids Community College in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I've never really seen racism in action on campus until today.


I was sitting in a commons area, Winchester Alley, keeping an eye on another students belongings while they went to get some food. A group of six young black males came and sat down on the couch where the girls belongings were. My girlfriend asked them to please move, there were already students who had claimed the couch, and the items on the table were theirs, could they please not handle them. They gave us some attitude, and I'm used to that from these guys. They're usually loud and obnoxious, but quiet down when asked. One of them this time decided that it would be funny to say "you're only treating us like this because we're black." At that point, I had had enough, and the closest thing to authority in Winchester at the time was a custodian, who I asked to call campus safety down to handle the situation. I am uncomfortable involving myself in a situation where race is called into play, because the laws and statutes involving hate crimes is not very liberal in these situations. Campus police had 20 minutes to respond before I had to get to class, and never showed up. I went to the police office on campus and they said they would send an officer when one became available, to "show their presence."

Grand Rapids Community College claims to support cultural diversity and tolerance, and for the most part they do when it's positive. However, this situation shows to me that when it comes to the possibility of racially motivated crimes, GRCC is not willing to put the effort into making campus a safe and reassuring place for all students, no matter their background. When a group of students is allowed to intimidate another group, it cannot be tolerated, and Grand Rapids Community College does not demonstrate a commitment to this ideal.

Matthew Ranzenberger

[LJ2ME] Apr. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:02 pm
alright, so anytime i poop and have my phone on me, i'm posting to twitter.com/fuzzmanmatt
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» [LJ2ME] poop blog
okay, i gave in and started a twitter account. twitter.com/fuzzmanmatt
my poop log is there, along with a ton of other updates throughout the day. there's an rss feed if you want to follow my travels through the day, and you can even be alerted by phone to my status!
» [LJ2ME] poop
pooped again
» [LJ2ME] pooping again
i'm pooping again. maybe i should turn this into a 'when fuzzy poops' blog instead.. every time i poop i post. that could get huddsestimi interesting something like that.
» Wii Genisis Controller
http://cre.ations.net/creation/wireless-sega-genesis-controller-for-wii
» Hot
Pantyhose is hot. That is all.

Fuzzy
» Beer days!
You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.


I'll be at the Margarita Grill tomorrow night, we've got a baby sitter, party time!


Fuzzy
» Grar...
So, Annie and I are looking for a different place to live now. Hoorah. We don't want to get rid of the dog, but even if we do Annie's dad handled the situation so horribly that I can't stand to live here anymore, and he's pretty much screwed himself over. Evicting your daughter who's a single mom while you're trying to push through a development really isn't a good thing to do when she's willing to grab a lawyer and News 8's "in depth coverage" team.

Steve Jobs pissed off a lot of people a while ago, I just noticed it today:

"I believe that what's wrong with our schools in this nation is that they have become unionized in the worst possible way."

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22steve+jobs%22+nea
http://nyyrcrecord.blogspot.com/2007/02/steve-jobs-friedman-utah-and-school.html

I happen to agree, but then again I seem to be fairly progressive compared to the union folks, who, while they may be Democrats, sure as hell aren't progressive.

Fuzzy

Self Destruction, Final
» I'm so a dad
I'm turning into such a dad. I took Lexi around shopping today for things around the house, I got stuff to organize the bathroom, a light for the back yard, and new locks for the doors. It's been a crazy day. I love it!

Party on ya'll!
Fuzzy
» to oall me geeka
http://adarena.blogspot.com/2006/04/outdoor-ea-hires-in-ascii.html

I blame my bad typing on Dora the Explora
» (No Subject)
You Are a Mac

You are creative, stylish, and super trendy.
You demand the best - even if it costs an arm and a leg.


So true!

I know, I never post here anymore. I got a puppy, I'm in school, the dog ate my power cord. The usual in the life of being a dad, I guess.

Party on!
Fuzzy
» SPEEEEEEEEEEED!


At school it's not too bad... just gotta try it at home now.
» Well I didn't see that one coming...
Luis Vuitton bought Aston Martin from Ford!
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/02/01/scoop-louis-vuitton-buys-aston-martin/

Of all the people who were expected to buy, I never thought a company that makes booze and shirts would decide they want to make cars, too.
» Err
Hooray! Moon people make Bostonians look even dumber!

BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the closure of bridges and a stretch of the Charles River.
» Wii!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/31/technology/31game.html

So, Sony says the "Wii is an impulse buy, the real gamers will buy a PS3." Well, okay, sure, maybe the guys who still live in their moms basement and don't have to pay rent. I know more people who want a Wii than want a PS3, and more people who have a Wii than a PS3. I can just walk into a store and pick up a PS3, I'm gonna have to wait a while to get the Wii.

Party on!
» Accounting
I think I might have figured out why I'm having so much trouble wrapping my head around accounting! It's being taught in categories of things, and I'm thinking in the things themselves. That and debit and credit are mixed up... Damned accountants.
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